Feeling lost, alone, cell phone need a charge? Let Hello Kitty Save the Day! (or: Another Use for a Pussy)

Across the sea in everyone's favorite target for Godzilla sits a group of people who for no reason have decided Hello Kitty should adorn everything they use. While I must agree that Hello Kitty panties are sexy and fun do we really want future generations to wonder why the cat has made a comeback after all these years away (see early human history, Egypt).

Well, I for one am willing to stand up and shout, "Who cares what they think!" This Hello Kitty Emergency Device (which runs on a hand crank or 9 volt batter) is just too dead sexy cute to pass up. It has a radio, flashlight, and can charge your cell phone. Great stuff!

Check out Hello Kitty Hell for more details.


So, the next time Godzilla attacks you can be prepared with your Hello Kitty Emergency Device.